"This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. " Publisher's Note
Dear Reader, this is not a true story ... is of course the biggest lie in publishing. Unless of course of it is a memoir ... then perhaps the words are a product of the author's imagination.